more random thoughts
> There are so many home improvement shows out there now that eventually every home in America will have a camera crew show up and repaint your fireplace and stencil little vines on your cabinets. So there’s no need to do any home improvements until then.
> If you give your kid a weird first name, don’t be surprised when he grows up and starts going by his middle name. Or by some nickname, like Neo. Also, he might wear eyeshadow and be into gargoyles and stuff. Just a heads-up.
> I put all my To Do lists in my PDA, the only phone I have. It also has all my email contacts, a few homework files from work, beginnings to a few stories, some games I play, music to listen to, every phone number I have, and my outlook schedule calendar. My whole life in one little 5 oz box. I left it at home today.
> Some where out there, there is a person who makes a living by designing fake cereal imitation designs like “Loops of Fruit” , “Colonel Crunch,” and “Duke Chocula.” I hope that unoriginal turd opens a cereal box one day and it’s full of snakes and he gets a fake Anti-venom called “Annie-venom” and it doesn’t work.
> My friend got an email from Amazon that said “Dear Amazon.com Customer, We’ve noticed that customers who have purchased In the Time of the Butterflies by Julia Alvarez also purchased books by Ron Larson. For this reason, you might like to know that Ron Larson’s Text: Intermediate Algebra: Graphs and Functions, Third Edition will be released soon.” That sounds exciting. She should order that.
>These commercials are bizarre that have people rubbing toilet paper on their faces to demonstrate softness. Every time they do this, I half-expect them to pull away the toilet paper and see poo on their cheek.