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February 16th, 2010
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When I go back and think about what it took to bring some of the most memorable movies to life, I try to picture the original movie pitch-man trying selling its plot to a group of movie executives.

“Okay there’s this nun who gets on all the other nuns’ nerves because she runs around like a loon in the mountains, and she’s a hot redhead.  So they get together and conspire about how to get her outta there.  They hook her up as the babysitter for this rich widower with a million kids.  He acts like a turd at first, but then comes around and they fall in love.”

“That sounds kinda racy.  Are nuns supposed to be shacking up with rich employers?”

“Oh that’s just a minor detail –  nobody will notice.  Trust me, this thing will be a hit.”

“Hmmm… that sounds good, but we were really wanting to do a movie about Nazis this year.  Or a musical.”

“I tell you what – Let’s add both of those to it.  The hot nun and the rich kids will sing and dance, and later the whole family will run from the Nazis.”

“You got yourself a movie, mister.  We’ll call it the “The Sound of Musical Nazis,” or something close to that.