Kittens are cute.
10. Freeze it in between uses to preserve its freshness.
9. Teach it to attack all guests just in case one of them means harm.
8. Make it wear ridiculous costumes until it goes insane
7. Be really literal with a catapult
6. Turn it back into the kitten rental place.
5. Make it an internet sensation
4. Drop it off out in the woods, hope for the best, and cry yourself to sleep for the next year.
3. Teach it to backup your data and run system maintenance on your home networks while you’re at work.
2. Keep that little furball drunk all the time.
1. Let it slowly take over your life, pamper it night and day like it’s household royalty, and continue this for 15 to 20 years.